The creepy girl next door came by, she said her grandfather had gone on a vacation. Good for him.
The kids came by during the night and removed their trash. At least they still got some manners left. Now if only they would stop dragging their feet over the grass, ruining my flowers and leaving claw prints all over the lawn.
Today my TV started flickering during the eight O clock show. At first I thought it was just bad reception, but adjusting the rabbit ears only made it worse. I guess it is about time I got a new box.
This morning, I had an encounter with with Mr. Willson next door. He expressed frustration over his granddaughter having left a mess in his basement again. He had found her sleeping on the floor surrounded by candle wax and chalk. Although he had made his granddaughter clean the room all morning, it still had a lingering stench of sulphur. Children nowadays can’t even clean properly.
Spoiled brats, the lot of them.
I believe that I heard the dying scream of an animal as I passed the hole today. I have thus taken to writing city hall in hopes that they may find a solution that may ensure the safety of the poor critters.
Dear Mayor Appleworth,
I am writing to inform you that your repeated cuts in the transport and infrastructure budget has resulted in the development of an inter-dimensional rift in the ground on Ashstreet. I do not mean to be a worrywart, but the continued expansion of the hole has started to affect my daily commute and I fear that it may be eating small critters and if not tended to may swallow us all. I therefore request that the matter is given due attention before it gets out of hand.
Thank you for your aid and attention.