30-10-2014

It would appear that my plea for a swift resolution to the ever growing hole at the bus stop has gone to deaf ears. As I passed it today, it had started bending in on itself. While it is certainly good fun watching time and reality bend in and out of existence, I would rather not have to go walk on the opposite side of the road to catch my bus. The lady in the window there worries me, there is something not quite right about her.

30-10-2014

27-10-2014

I believe that I heard the dying scream of an animal as I passed the hole today. I have thus taken to writing city hall in hopes that they may find a solution that may ensure the safety of the poor critters.

Dear Mayor Appleworth,

I am writing to inform you that your repeated cuts in the transport and infrastructure budget has resulted in the development of an inter-dimensional rift in the ground on Ashstreet. I do not mean to be a worrywart, but the continued expansion of the hole has started to affect my daily commute and I fear that it may be eating small critters and if not tended to may swallow us all. I therefore request that the matter is given due attention before it gets out of hand.

Thank you for your aid and attention.

Sincerely,

Richard Greyton

27-10-2014